I'm not sure what to think about the "Bottle Top".  On one hand, it seems like it would actually be kind of useful.  My wife leaves open cans all over the place and I just end up throwing them out or finishing off the warm, flat grossness on my own so we're not wasting any soft drink goodness.   Maybe the Bottle Top will help save our marriage because I will stop yelling at her for leaving fallen soldiers all over the place like it was a college dorm party.   I should make her funnel the remainder as part of my marital hazing...

On the other hand, do you really need a product like this?  How often are you really going to remember to go grab it on your way out the door or go outside to BBQ?  It seems like more of a hassle than anything else and it's just another plastic product that's going to take up valuable space in your cabinets.

You could also just buy smaller cans like those little 8 oz. joints you see at bars.  They're cheaper and you don't have to worry about the waste but you might look like an idiot holding on to a soda fit for a midget.  Or you could just buy bottles and solve the problem altogether.

One last thing.  There is no way in hell anyone is using this with their beer  cans unless they are a complete tool.  If I ever see someone sipping their Budweiser or Miller Lite with one of these things on top, I will give them a smack.  Just drink it faster, sissy!!!

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