Infomercial Hell - Every Infomercial Sales Pitch You've Ever Seen

Are you tired of the ever present toxins that come from the backbreaking struggle of modern life?

Is it sad that not I not only recognize every one of these ads but I've also seen them multiple times?  It's not like I'm an insomniac or watch TV 18 hours a day.  I do have a job and I'm doing stuff like writing sarcastic blog posts about infomercials when I get home.  That's kind of productive, right?

It's kind of crazy when you see all of the sales pitches all in one place like this.  You would think Americans were fat, lazy, poor and...oh wait.  We really are very busy and waste a lot of money though.  Damn, life sure is tough.  Thank God we have all of these products to make our lives easier/better/more productive.

Thanks crappy infomercial products!