I know this has been around for more than a year and there is a high probability that you might have already seen it since over 11 million peeps have viewed it on YouTube but somehow I missed it so it's new to me.  I guess I'm slippin' in my old age. 

What makes it worse is that I'm a huge fan of DJ Steve Porter's classic sports mashup videos and have already done 3 separate posts over at DjRyB.com with my favorites such as "Press Hop" versions 1 and 2 and "You Play to Win the Game" which was created for the NFL.  WTF is wrong with me?!?!

This is obviously right up my alley with the mashup of Hip Hop and Infomercials.  How did no one ever send this to me before???  Come on people!  Help a brother out!

Who is the asshole that came up with the Cami Secret?  It had to have been an ugly chick, right?  What the hell is this crap?!?!  Was too much cleavage ever a real issue for anyone?  I mean, if a woman is showing her guns you can assume nothing but good things are going to happen for everyone involved.  Sure, guys might stare and ogle but you can guarantee they are going to be more interested in whatever it is they have to say and that seems like a win/win for everyone.

Why is it that chicks that don't have boobs always try and squish them together and make them bigger or add a little padding to their bra while chicks with bombs always try to hide them?  I have never been able to figure this out.  Let them puppies breathe girl!  God gave them to you for everyone to enjoy.  Take advantage of your gifts to the world!!!

I understand for some bigger chested woman that it's difficult to hide your boobs no matter how hard you try and I can respect the fact that you don't want people staring at your cleavage all day at work but here's a solution for you.  DON'T WHERE CLOTHES THAT SHOW OFF YOUR CLEAVAGE!!!  It seems like a pretty simple solution.  Then you don't need to worry about attaching what is basically a handkerchief to your bra every day.  Ridiculous. 

Now these are some products I can appreciate.  They actually CREATE and ENHANCE the cleavage line, not try and take away one of the greatest things on earth.  I'm pretty sure a guy invented all of these but that's besides the point...

Shapechangers Uplifting Contouring Bra


NuBra Sexy Cleavage Creator

It's been awhile since I've posted something new so I thought I would hit you off with a nice little infomercial compilation of "Doing It Wrong" that I found recently. 

Everyone knows that you start off an infomercial by convincing suckers people that they have a serious problem that needs a solution.  This contains almost every single problem that's ever been conceived by infomercial producers and has over 1 million views on YouTube. Well done.